As 2018 comes to a close, we’d like to wish all of our clients and contacts all the best for the festive period. Our offices will be closed from midday on Friday 21st December, and we will return to work on Wednesday 2nd January 2019.
We set our team the task of completing a Christmas quiz, with one question in particular giving great hilarity and entertainment for its responses.
Individuals were asked to consider the theme; ‘A Quantity Surveyor at Christmas’ and submit their creative interpretation in a format of their choosing. The variety of responses we received has been brilliant, and to share some Christmas cheer, check out the entry from our very own ‘wordsmith’, Martin Redman.
A QS CHRISTMAS
There once was a firm in the Shire
Who found themselves deep in the mire
They’d done extra works
But without any perks
And their cashflow was down to the wire
T’was the end of the year
There’d be no Christmas cheer
They were thinking of starting a fire
But good sense prevailed
They’d got this one nailed
It’s a QS that they needed to hire
Now a QS you know
Is not afraid of the foe
Or information that’s totally dire
So, to save the day
They engaged ALA
Though their fees were a little bit higher
Through the papers they churned
Many candles were burned
This commission wouldn’t be fleeting
Outside carols were heard
It was all in the word
In the shape of the good book – Keating
There was scratching of heads
Not much use of the beds
Frustration was certainly peaking
Latin phrases abound
Until they found
The case they were desperately seeking
We’ve got them they said
Let’s put this to bed
And get the adversary shrieking
So, they worked through the night
The end was in sight
The submission was close to completing
And upon deadline day
They sent it away
And the firm were truly impressed
Christmas was near
It was time for some cheer
And to do what a QS does best
So, they went down the pub
Had some beer and some grub
And some drinks that went over the limit
Funny stories were told
By the young and the old
The QS in the Christmas spirit.